PETE’S WISDOM
The older I get, the more
I know, the less makes sense.
Never eat on an empty
stomach.
Friends may be
unreliable, but they’ll always let you down.
God does make mistakes.
He gave me 2 nostrils and only 1 mouth. I can breathe with 1 nostril but could
drink twice as much with 2 mouths.
Never say never.
I’m not using my wisdom
wisely.
Pain, just nature’s way
of reminding you you’re still alive.
Death is nature’s way of
saying “Slow down”.
It’s a fine line between
genius and madness; In my case the line’s been erased.
Death is the last great
journey we’ll ever make.
I’m a self-made man. The
trouble is some of the parts were missing
And there’s no guarantee.
Life helped make me what
I am today. Blame life not me.
Get everyone paranoid enough
and you can sell them ANY shit.
I wasn’t born sarcastic
or cynical – life made me like it.
Actors say “Never work
with animals or children”.
Personally, I think both
(animals and children, not actors) are unspoilt until taught to be otherwise.
If God was female
wouldn’t sperm taste like chocolate?
Life? These days it just
feels like I’m taking part in someone else’s dream or nightmare.
I am a creature of habit
– mainly bad.
One man’s Utopia is
another’s man’s anarchy.
Every day has the potential
to be the last.
My life is a true story,
based on real events about to happen.
How long is forever?
Paranoia is all about Us
and Them… without the Us.
Don’t worry if you hear
voices, you’d hardly expect to smell, touch, taste or see them would you?
Let’s all drink to
“Sobriety”!
Everyone is a stranger
until you get to know them. Mind you, some are stranger than others.
I’m just killing time,
until time kills me.
In this mad World a
little insanity gets you by.
Daily life becomes more
complicated daily.
An increased standard of
living is inversely proportional to the quality of life.
My body is a temple.
Unfortunately nobody worships it.
It’s a shallow person
who only judges the depth of the water
by the ripples on the surface.
I thought computers
were supposed to speed things up? I seem to spend more of my time waiting for
them to finish whatever they are doing!
There’s no future in
History.
A bit of pain never hurt
anyone.
Death, the ultimate life
changing experience.
You’re never alone with
Schizophrenia.
What happens to composers
when they die? They decompose!
It’s a fine line between
genius and madness.
I’ve crossed that line!
There’s nothing
good about being a pessimist.
There’s many a good tune
played on an old fiddle -
provided you’ve got a new
beau.
I wish I’d thought of
hindsight, or did I?
I’d give my right hand to
be ambidextrous.
Procrastination, what is
it? Well, I’ll tell you later.
I don’t want to be part
of the human race. My running days are over.
Statistics! Did you know
up to 50% of the population could get pregnant in their lifetime!
Respect is
easily gained by those who do not ask of others something that they would not
do themselves.
I’m not a
complete idiot!
A couple of
parts are missing!
There’s
nothing to fear, except fear itself.
I’m SO stupid
I couldn’t lip-read using a mirror!
Stop the
World. I want to get off.
Why me?
Call me
paranoid. THEY all do!
Am I really
me?
Who watches
the CCTV operators?
Cogitation,
I’ll have to think about it.
Perhaps this
IS Hell, and I’ve already died?
What if I’m
just a figment of my own imagination?
Nostalgia’s
not what it was in my day.
At this point
in my life I don’t fear death.
The quality
of life is inversely proportional to the standard of living.
The beauty of
having nothing is that no-one can take it from you!
What day
DOESN’T end with a “Y”? Tomorrow!
I am TOTALLY
spontaneous, every Thursday at 5 o’clock!
I’ve got some
marvellous memories, if I could just remember where I put them!
I am unusual, in one
respect only; most people as depressed as I am are already dead.
I’m just killing time
before time kills me!
Never ask Americans if
they “fancy a couple of shots?”
Amnesia, WHAT amnesia?
Is this the Beginning of
the End, or just the End of the Beginning?
